- Nik and Dan head to beautiful Hyannis, the tricep of Cape Cod
- They track the elusive North American sister Kim, a wily, rarely photographed mammal that's small and Asian
- After funerals and emergency room visits with relatives, Nik and Dan get the Februaries
- They discuss American cultural development vis a vis breakfast eggs
- It's chaotic in Hyannis but at least everybody survives intact
- Nik runs a great half-marathon race in record time
- Dan pays a record amount of money for a bagel
- They do a post-race wrapup and read some e-mails from very nice people
(2.29.08)